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    Default Boys Vs Girls sms

    What is the best punishment 4 a girl? Give her new clothes Matching jewellry & nice cosmetics And then Lock her in a room Without a Mirror! & What is the best Punishment 4 A Boy? Give Him A Mobile Wid A lot Of Girl’s Phone Numbers & Unlimited Credit & Put Him In A [...]
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    Y Men & Women Dont Understand Each Other? Coz God Gave Gud Brains 2 Men & Gud Hearts 2 Women.! But Men Use Their Hearts & Women Use Their Brains
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    No Matter Whether Boys are driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They are not able to Overtake a . . GIRLS COLLEGE VAN…
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    Boy & girl playing Ludo. BOY: Agar 1,2,3,4 ya 5 aya to I’ll kiss U. Girl: What? Acha aur agar 6 aya to? Boy: Kabi Ludo nai kheli kya.6 aya tu dubara bari.
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    Full form of Boys. B= Badmahshiyon mein sab se aagay. O= Olloo ki tarah raat mein jaagay. Y= Yaarian nibhate jaan laga ke. S= Shareef sirf Maa Baap ke aagay.
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    Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up? The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up. Why do Guys drink after break up? The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl….
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    Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi? Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi Girl: agar me mar gayi to? Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga
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    A girl was thirsty. She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
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    You Know Why The Speling Of Women Starts With W? Because All Quetions In The World Start With W! Such As Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? Wife?
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    If a boy gives a love letter 2 a gal, people call him “Loffer” But if a gal gives a letter 2 a boy, they call it “Offer”. Feel the difference;)
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    Boy n Girl in a HOTEL .. Boy: I Love U .. Girl: I dont Love U .. Boy: Think again? .. Girl: I told u No .. Boy: Waiter,Bring seperate bills for us. Girl : i Love u 2
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    Girl : Will u love me after marriage also, jaisa ab karte ho? ..Boy: This depends on your husband,If he allows me.
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    Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!! Of Course Girls Are First!!! But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
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