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    Battleship (2012)

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    Movie Rating : 6.5 / 10

    A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.
    Director: Peter Berg

    Writers: Erich Hoeber, Jon Hoeber

    Stars: Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker and Liam Neeson


    The characters: Mostly douches with bad lines.

    The story: Aliens invade, their ships are clumsy and weird and jump on water. America (and to a lesser, lesser extent Japan saves the world). There are moments when you wish you could unsee the tacky ways they (the movie makers) try to make heroes and bad-asses of certain people. Most notably the old sailors on the USS Missouri which are posed (yes, really posed!) everywhere, high and low in an awkward way that just makes you wanna squirm and throw up a little bit.

    The aliens: At first you think: "This alien race seems really noble." Second thought: "I hope the aliens win, I hate the characters in this movie so much!" Third thought: "Huh, so the aliens aren't noble, they're just stupid. And they seem a bit evil according to the unoriginal flashback John Carter got but... I'm still rooting for the aliens! Go aliens, exterminate this movie-verse!!"

    The sum: Why did I watch this movie with awkward characters, unlikable at best. Silly plot with horribly pushed tie-ins to the battleship game. Plain dumb aliens. In-your-face product placement (Cola Zero, LG, Subway and probably some more). Why? I was really, really bored. And now I've lost faith in Hollywood movie making. It's not better then Transformers, It's just as bad.

    If your over 10 years old: Don't watch this. If you 10 or younger: Don't watch this.

    Hollywood needs to learn that they can't push this crap from the toilet to the big screen anymore!

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    Corny, silly, ridiculous, stupid, pointless, mindless. Probably one of the worst movies this year. Aliens need a signal to get to Earth then they come with explosive weapons and earthly technology and the navy beats the aliens with a battleship.


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