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    Default Pathan Funny SMS Collection 2

    A pathan said to his friend:
    “mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
    maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
    Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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    Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

    Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

    Pathan:

    .
    .
    .
    .

    Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
    K
    CHOWKIDARI Karon.

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    Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


    Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
    JEO PATHAN

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    Pathan.
    Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

    Wife:
    Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.

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    Pathan Ka Interview Tha...
    Sawal Aya:

    English Me Translate Karo...
    "Main Nokari K Liye
    Bohat Umeed Se Hon."

    Pathan:
    I Am Pregnent For The Job..!!=P

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    2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
    ek dosre se bola

    “yar maachis kahaan hai?”
    2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

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    “Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
    Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
    Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

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    Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
    Cros NO ENTRY Board
    Police: No ENTRY Ka
    Board Nai Dekha ?
    Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
    Ka Poster Hai..

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    Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
    Kanjoos hy
    sardar: kyon?

    Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
    Pr
    Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
    Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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