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    Default Pathan Funny SMS Collection 3

    During The Match,
    Batsman LBW Hua:

    1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
    Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

    Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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    Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

    2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
    1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

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    Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

    Pathan: Eagle.

    Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

    Pathan: Illegal

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    Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:







    Sindhi se:

    Q: Taleem
    A: B.A

    Q: Pakistan kab bana?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

    Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

    Pathan se:

    Q: Naam?
    A: B.A

    Q: Kab Paida huwe?
    A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

    Q: Baap ka Naam?
    A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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    Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

    Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

    Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

    Hawa Main.

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    1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

    Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

    Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

    Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

    1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

    Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

    Pathan: Wo kia?

    Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

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    Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

    Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

    mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

    Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

    ghar pe bomb

    phenk dia kare ga

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    Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li:

    Aur Drive Pe Nikla.

    Thora Aagay Gaya to Toll Plaza Aaya.

    Aadmi Bola Han Khan G?
    Pathan: Full Kar Do.

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    Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

    2nd Pathan: Kyon?

    1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

    Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

    “Kaminey” Film Dekhne Chalen

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    Pathan at Shop: Bhai 1 Rupay ka Easyload Kardo.

    Shopkeeper: Itna Load Karwa k Call Karni Hai ya SMS.
    Pathan: Karna to Kuch Nahi,

    Bus Aise He Paise Urrane Ki Aadat Hai.

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