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    new_new Pathan Funny Sms Big Collection ( Vol 1 )

    'American Pathan se: Tumhen Tairna ata h?
    Pathan: Nahi

    Amrican: Tum Se to kutta Acha he jo Tair Laita he,

    Pathan: Tumhen Tairna ata he?
    Amrican: Yes

    Pathan: Phir Tum Me Aor kutte me kia FaraQ He.
    (,") ;,
    /);-) wah khan
    // Aj to Dil Khush Kr Diya....'

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    'Pathan is greater than newton


    Newton:when we throw a ball in the
    air why does it come down?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Pathan: bcuz there is nobody in the
    air to catch it...'
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    'Girl: Main aese boy se shadi kron gi jis ka business bohut oncha ho=

    Pthan:

    mujh se kar lo Main Meenar-e-Pakistan k opar Naswar bechta -hOn..'
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    'Boss:Tmhen 15 din ki chuti q chahiye

    Pathan: kazan ka shadi hy

    Boss: cozn ki shadi mai 15 chuttiyan kyun?

    Pathan:
    (Shrma k) cozn ka shadi hum se ho rha hai'

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    'Pathan ko invitation mila
    ANP k jalse me sirf LAAL topi pehn kr ana hy

    Pathan jalsy main puhncha
    To ye dekh kr heran
    k
    Logon ne
    Shalwar qameez bhi pehni hui hy'

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    'Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal Kaha Peda Huwe oR Unhone Kaha Taleem Hasil Ki?

    PATHAN: Wo Hospital Me Peda Huwe oR School Me Taleem Hasil Ki,'

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    'Pathan:
    Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum log lane Ka Kaha hai.
    Pata nahi
    Abba mujhe le k jaega ya nai'

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    '1 Pathan Apne 16 Bacho oR BV...? k saath Dost K Ghar DawaT pe Gaya

    Dost ne Itni Bari Famaily Dekh Kr Gusy Main Kaha:
    HaYa Nhi Aai?
    Pathan: Nhi OSKA paper tha.'

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    'Peak of GURBAT Faqeer Pathan Se:5 Rupee Ka Sawal Hai Baba?Pathan:Baba Jaldi Se Sawal Batao Hum Ko 5 Rupe Ka Bahot Sakht Zarorat Hai Naswar Lena Hai '
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    'Pathan Zebra Crossing Pe Baar Baar idhar se udhar chal raha tha..

    But

    Woh Soch kya raha tha.??









    THINK.??














    "A Piyano wajda kyun Nai.?" '

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    'Pathan Ne Kapray Ki Shop Kholi
    Usi Me Property Ka Kaam Shuru Kia
    Or Sath Me Tandoor Bhi Laga Lia
    Pta Hay Dukan Ka Nam Kia Rakha

    Roti Kapra or Makaan Center!'

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    'Teachr Pthan se:
    Alama iqbal k is shaer ki tashrih kro

    "khol aankhen
    zmin daikh
    falak daikh
    fiza daikh,
    mashriq se ubhrty hove soraj ko zra daikh"

    Pathan;
    is shaer me Alama iqbal kehty hen k
    "g00d MorninG"'

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    'Teacher:"pappu pathan ki beti ko bhagaa kr ley gya"
    iska future tense btao?


    Stdnt:
    Pappu ki
    namaz-e- janaza shaam 6 bajey banaaras py adaa hogi....:-P'

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    'Pathan apney bhai se: tum hamari shadi par kya khaas kam kro gey?
    bhai: sub log hawai firing karty hen lakin hum apki shadi me khud kush dhamaka kary ga :-)'

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    '1 pathan job k liye form fill kar raha tha Us me 1 option tha k ap ka star kya hy?
    .
    Pathan ki samajh me nahi aya
    us ne apne brabar wale k form me dekha us k andar "CANCER" likha tha
    pathan ne muskurate hue apne form pe likha
    .
    .
    .
    "Bawaseer"'

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    'Pathan k bhai k mathe pe machar betha tha.
    pathan ne danda mara to machar k sath bhai b mar gaya.
    Baap: O begherat ye kya kia?
    .
    Pathan: bas baba hisab barabar hogaya.
    Ek un ka gaya or ak hamara gaya.'

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    'Mareez :
    Doctor Sahib Ye Dawa To
    Kahin Se Nahi Mil Rahi
    Pathan Doctor:
    0oo Ho..
    Dawai Likhna To Hum Bhol Hi Gaya
    Ye To Hamara Signature hai..!!'

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