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    Lahore, Pakistan
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    Funny SMS Collection

    Pathan 2 sardar:5 janwaron k nam batao jo pani mei rehtay hain?...sardar:Fishpathan:theek he or batAo?sardar:Fish ki ammi abbu bhai or behanpathan:shabash

    Click Downif u Miss Me.....Ooh it Means U Miss Me.....Wow!U Miss Me A Lot.....U Realy Miss ME.....Bus Bhi Karo Ab Kia Mobile Mai Se Nikal Aaon.

    3+3=8ye kese Hua?..Socho!..Han Han Socho!.Zehan Pe Zor Dalo!..Shabash..!Or Socho!..Nahi Pata?..Main Bataon Kese Hua..Ghalti Se..

    Shadi karni thi Par kismat khuli nahiTaj mahil banana tha Par mumtaj mili nahiEk din kismat khuli Aur shadi ho gayeAb Taj mahil banana hai Par ab ye mumtaj marti nahi

    Papa ne kaha-"Dosto se milna chor do."Mummy ne kaha-"Ghar se nikalna chor do."Dost ne kaha-"Use dekhna chor do."Usane kaha-"mujhe chahna chor do."Par tumase ye kisane kaha ki mujheSMS karna chor do.

    If It didn't Bring you Joy,Just Leave it Behind.Let's Ring in the New YearWith Good Things in Mind.Let Every Bad MemoryThat Brought Heartache and Pain.And let's Turn a New LeafWith the Smell of New Rain.Let's Forget Past MistakesMaking Amends for This Year.Sending You These GreetingsTo Bring You Hope and Cheer.Happy New Year!

    Receive My Simple Gift of LOVEWrapped with SINCERITYTied with CARE&Sealed with BLESSINGSTo Keep You HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.HAPPY NEW YEAR.

    A Prayer When I'm WearyAs Onward I Trod,A Little More Trusting,Believing in God,This I Would Wish forWithin Moments Dear,Not a Lot - Just a LittleThis Wondrous New Year.Happy New Year.

    A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight....Dad asked: “how did u feel?”...It replied: “Dad it was wonderful. evry1 ws clappin 4 me”
    Moral: Take evrything positively

    Marriage is like a public toilet
    Those waiting outside are desperate to get in&Those inside are desperate to come out

    Once, Boss, Officer & Clerk going 4 a meeting.They saw a Jin.Jin said: As i fulfill 3 wishes at a timeBut u r 3 persons so i will fulfill 1 wish for each.
    Clerk said: Send me to America with a lot of money clerk disappears. (wish fulfilled)Officer said: Send me to Paris with a lot of beautiful girls. officer disappears. (wish fulfilled)Jin said to Boss: what is ur wish?He said: “I want these two idiots back at office after lunch.”Moral: Always Let the BOSS SPEAK 1st

    Kahan Dil Chor Aaye ho!Boht chup chap rhte ho!Na Banty ho Na Sawarty ho!Na koi Baat Karte ho!Bhari Mehfil Mai B Aksar!Hamesha Khoye Rehte ho!Udasi Aankh Mai le kar!Har ek Chehre ko Taktay ho!Koi Jab Yaad Aata ha to!Thandi Aah Bharte ho!To Khul Kar Q Nahi kehte?KISI Se Oyar Karte ho.
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