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    Default Santa Banta sms

    Eemandari se mujhe marks dayn.S aadgi_% Bewaqoofi_% Looks_% Shararti_% Cute_% Romantic_% Zaheen_% Badtamiz_% Nakhre_% Gussa_% I’m waiting.
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    Sardar- Pyar,Mohbt,Love sb dya Pinky ko Ur Pinky ne mje he… Major Rohail- Kya hova? Sardar- Mene Pinky ki plate mese ek Booti utthai tu usne muje kaat lya From: Asma Zafar
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    Sardar: Aaj mere parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya Major Rohail: Phir tm ne kya kya? Sardar: mei ne use kaha Google pe search kr lo From: Asma Zafar
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    SANTA comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher – Go home and change. SANTA- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai
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    Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se .
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    Santa : Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyon di? Sardar : Yaar woh badi character less thi..Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi.
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    Santa and banta sending sms 2 their gfs.Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai?Banta:No,agr usne handwriting pehchan li to?
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    Teacher: “Why majority of South Indians are black”? Santa: “Oh ji … becoz they always watch Sun tv, Surya tv… without applying Sun screen lotion”!!!
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    Santa Hospital Me Ek Nurse Se Kehta He: Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Nurse(Sharmakar ): Chal Jhute Hamne To Teri KIDNEY Churayi He
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    Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha, Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha, Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.







 

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