• The Facebook Platform

Results 1 to 1 of 1

Thread: Boys vs Girls

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Age
    23
    Posts
    1,401
    Points
    1,620.64
    Rep Power
    10000

    Default Boys vs Girls

    Larki:Me ne socha Tm Miss Kr rhy hogy,Cal Krlon Larka romantic mood me: Acha Or Jo 1 Ghante Pehle ki thi Wo? Larki:0ps Sory Ghalti se dobara Tmhara no mil gaya
    ================================================== ====================
    Question :/.. Dunya Ka Sab Se Bara Jaadu Kahan Hota Hai.? . . . . . . . . . . . Beauty Parlour Mein…
    ================================================== ====================
    Time for some female bashing… Q: What is the difference between woman and puppies? A: Puppies grow up. Q: Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? A: Because they are Q: If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? A: [...]
    ================================================== ====================
    Larka:Mere sath chalogi GIRL:Kahan? Larka:Jahan tm kaho wahn. GIRL:0K Police station chalte hen. Larka:Lo dasso G, banda apni Baji naal mazaq vi ni kr skda.
    ================================================== ====================
    larki:jan muje aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho larka: kamini kutti zaleel i love u, muj se shadi kar k muje tabah kar de manhos mari..
    ================================================== ====================
    English teacher: “wo larki sub larkon se hans kar bat krti hai” btao is sentence mai larki kya hai ? Students: “sir! larki 2 number hai.
    ================================================== ====================
    Larka : Dil Ruba ! Larki : Balance bhijwa ! Larka : Paise Nahi Larki : Kaise Nahi Larka : Mehangayi Hai ! Larki: Phir Aaj se Tu mera Bhai Hy.
    ================================================== ====================
    Wife husband se: Main ghar chor k ja rahi hon. Husband: jaan choro Wife: Aap ki ye JAAN kehny ki aadat bhi na… hamesha mjhy rok leti hai !
    ================================================== ====================
    Shadi k pehly din husbnd k mobile me wife ka nam My life. 1 mahene bad My wife 1 sal bad Home 2 sal bad Hitler 4 sal bad…Wrong no..
    ================================================== ====================
    Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye: -Garam ho -Tez ho Meethi ho -Doodh jyada ho -5 minute mein taiyyar ho and -Raat bhar sone na de
    ================================================== ====================
    Girl: Xcuse me brother thats my seat. Boy: OK but i m not ur brother. My father never touched ur mom Girl: True, but my father did. Moral: Lahori Bachi….
    ================================================== ====================
    Larkiyon k TOP 10 JHOOT: 1. I miss u. 2. Main jhoot nhi bolti. 3. Main pehli dafa kisi larkay se baat kr rhi hon. 4. Main cousin se baat kr rhi thi. 5. Mujhe TUM kehna acha nhi lagta.(Dis line iz 100% true) 6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti. 7.Main dosri larkion jaisi nhi. [...]
    ================================================== ====================







 

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

     

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •