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    Default Boys vs Girls 2nd collection

    Boy to his friend: yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don. Friend: kesi dikhti he, Boy: beautiful Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!:-)
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    Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gai Ek larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gaye Ek larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gai Ek larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana bani Ek larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai Express news: har larki per nazar;)
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    Girl: Is dress ki kia keemat hay.. Shopkeeper: 5 kiss Girl: Or us dress ki kia keemat hay Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl: ok dono dressess pack kardo is ka bill dadi dengi
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    Ek Ladki Khadi Thi, Na Toh SMS Kr Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi, Fir Bi Uska Balance Jaraha Tha.. Kaise? Ek Pair Par Khadi Thi Na!
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    Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain…
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    Ek larka ,Ek larki ..AHA Aadhi raat ko ..OHO Jungle main ..Wah Wah Jhaari k peche ..OUII Sab se chup k ..UFF! Daba Daba k ..HAW! Aaam Kha rahay they..HAHAHAHA!
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    Larki- Dad, Mei Maa Banne Wali Hu..! Dady- Battamiz Besharam..! Larki- Apne He To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Mai Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, Meri Shadi Nahi Karoge.
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    1 Bar 1 Larki Akeli Ja Rahi Thi 1 Larka Saamne Se Aaya Dono’n Bilkul Paas Aa Gaye Larka Side Pe ho Gya Aur Larki Chali Gayi Moral : Har Koi Tumhari Terha Begairat nahi Hota …







 

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