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    ?7 Angels Come 2 Me & Asked For The… …Most Inteligent, Smart, Nice, Sweet, …Well Behaved, Well Groomed …Person So I Gave Them Your Address. . . . . . . DEKHA Kaisa Ullo Banaya Unko.:-)=P
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    Kamzoor DiL waly ye msg na parhein.!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .”Jigar” 100 ka load to krwa…;
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    BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT…!! Aik Shakhs Tha Jis Ki Aadat Thi K Wo Raastey Mein Milney Waley Har Shakhs Ko SALAM Karta Tha, Par Ek Shakhs Us K Salam Ka Jawab Dene K Bajaye Usey Galiyan Deta Tha. Phir Bhi Wo Naik Insaan Usey Har Roz Salam Karta Tha. Aik Din Us Sey Kisi Ne Poocha K [...]
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    Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal mai kya hoga , , , main ne pata laga liya k aap ka aane wala kal Tuesday hae :-
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    Main bewakoof’ Main bewakoof’ Main bewakoof’ Main bewakoof’ Main bewakoof’ Main bewakoof’ Aaista bolo yahan tak awaz aa rahi hai…;-)
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    1 admi k 3 dost thy 3no doctor thy 2 pagal thy 1 ko samjh nai ati thi Jis ko samjh nai ati thi Us k 3 hospital thy 2 band thy 1 kholta nai tha Jo kholta nai tha us main 3 fans thy 2 band thy 1 chalta nai tha Jo chalta nai [...]
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    Aqwaal-e-Zareen! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chor Yaar! Tu nay konsa amal karna hai . ) \(,”)> )( LETS
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    U ¤ ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤ U R ¤¤ ¤¤¤¤ U R S¤ ¤¤¤¤¤ U R SO ¤¤¤¤¤ U R SO ¤¤¤¤T U R SO ¤¤¤ET U R SO ¤¤EET “U R SO DhEET” hr veley Tarifaan nai hondiyan.
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    Agar koi tumhra dil dukhey to kabhi be naraz na hona Q k . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tusi v koi na koi chawali zaror mari honi aay
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    KHOBSURAT LOG Lazmi nahin k Achey hoon, LEKIN… ACHEY LOG Hamesha Khobsoorat Hotay hain. Jaisy k Aap Meri misaal lejiay
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    Kot Islam District khanewal, mai 1 Bacha peda hua hy, Pedaish k wkt os ka weight 15 kg tha jo barhta gya or 50 din bad 30 kg hogya. Incredible but true…Bacha “Majj” da c . . ! ~ST~
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    “I LOVE U” Kehne Ka Sub Se Behtar Din Konsa Hota Hai??? Guess?Guess? Simple1st April Agar Bat Ban Gai To Cool Warna Keh 2 BAJI April Fool;-)
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    “DARD NAAK KAHANI “Larka Larki ko chahta tha, mgr wo Larki nhi janti thi! 1 din Larkay ne himmat ki or us se kaha k ” Tum muje achi lagti ho larki ko ghusa aya or us ne “Larke ki Naak pe mukka mar diya.” Larke ki naak mei bohat dard howaor Is tarha ye [...]
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    Teri ek Baat Pata Lagi Hai, Zara Free Ho Kr Call Karna.. Ok? Sent:15-01-20104:49 pm Sab Ko Farward Kro,Dekhna Kitne Log Pura SMS Nahi parte.
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    kiya tum ghareeb ho ? yes or no ? agar ameer ho to 50 ka load bhejo aur agar ghareeb ho to ye msg k aage bhejo…… khul k mango yaar,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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    my sms menu kushi pane k leya 1 dabayan muskrany k leya 2 dabayn dosti k leya 3 dabayn or muj sy nijat pany k leya apna gala dabayn
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    i m me ne ap se 1 baat chupai hai but ye bat sunney k bad is ka hmari dosti pr koi asar nai hona chahiye dekho ap muj ghalat mat sumjhna mujh afos hai k mai ny ap ko pehlyye kion nai batya is se pehly k ap ko kisi or se pata [...]
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    Agar koi Tumhare pas ae or kahe “Tum Bewaqof ho Tu koi lamha zaya mat kerna, us ko Gardan se pakerna or kehna” Kissi hor nu na dassi
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    Plz yar 1 miscall do. Yahan light nai hai mujhy mera mobile mil nai raha . . . . . Forward karo Dekho kitne bewakuf Mis call Dete hai
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    Once upon a time there was a sexy girl. . . . . . Sham kero begharato MULK de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho… !!!
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    Pathan- Yaar molvi saab ne meri Bohat beizati ki Major Rohail- Kyu? Pathan- Humne Molvi sab ko sirf Itna pocha tha k 14 August Ka ROZA nafli ibadat hy Ya
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    Koi Insaan ankhen band ker k mujhe 3 dafa pukare to main us k samne aa jata hun . . try kero 1 2 3 nai aya? ? Pehle Insaan tu ban jao..
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    2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the Police walay ne rok ker kaha: pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon
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    9 March ka 1 sacha waqia jise soch ker Insan ki rroh tak kanp jati hai magar Zalimo k hat tak na kanpy Lahore me 4 sal ki 1 Masoom Bachi Jo abi theek traha Bol B nai sakti thi or jo Din Us k khelny kudne k the us k Apne Baap NE us [...]
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    bhai jaan , 27 July ko meri mangni hai zaroor ana Mere Mobile me balance nai tha is liye In ke mobile se msg ker rahi hon Ap ki Bhabi … . . . . . . KATRINA KAIF
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    Auto Mechanic Under the car. Chotay … 17 number ka paana dey.. …………….. aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!! Kuttay k Bachay …!! Hath me dey …!!!
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    Bank mein ek achi Job hai Only 4u Salary:25000 per Month Kaam sirf ye hai k sara din CASHIER k samne zuban nikal kr bethna hai.Wo ANGOOTHA lga kr NOTE ginay ga
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    Plz don”t read this Nahi to ho jayega Kya? Arre wahi jis se hum darte hai ? ? ? wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai ? ? ? dekha ho gaya na ? ? TIME WASTE!!
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    Attendence.. Pappu Yes Sir Bablu Yes Sir Tinku Yes Sir Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
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    I am yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.









 

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