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    Extreme limit of “PATHANism” Two pathan sitting in a rickshaw and fighting for the window seat…!
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    Pathan ka pait kharab ho gaya Doctor k pass gaya Logon ki mojodgi mai kuch yun haal batanay laga Doctor sahib subha se Network kharab hy Miscall pe miscall Aa rahi hy Outgoing bilkul free hy Tarah tarah ki Ringtones baj rahi hy Pait mei balance bilkul nahi rehta Jitna load karoo sab khatam.
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    Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya. Molvi sab: Sana ati hai? Pathan: sharmate hue G Nh!Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa jati hai.
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    Sardar and Pathan ja rahey thay un ko 1000 Rs. ka note mila pathan: chalo fifty fifty kr letey hain. Sardar: baqi 900 ka kia karen ge?
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    kahan peda hue? Pathan:North Waziristan. Miss:spelling btao? Pathan:miss thehro humko lgta haik hum UK mian peda hua hai:.
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    Pathan; Amma kya tum ne hum ko paida hone se pehle dekha tha?? Amma: Nahi to!! Pathan: To phir paida hone k baad hum ko pehchan kese liya…!;-;-)
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    Wife:hmara bAcha chalny lg gia Pthan:kb sy? Wife:8 din sy Pthan:o khana khraba pehly btati ab to bohat dor nikal gia hoga . . . . .
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    1 pathan ghalti se, Shiya ki majlis me chala gaya, Wahan dekha k sub Seena peet rhy hain, Pathan bola khocha Sath ye bhi to kaho All iz well All iz well…!
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    What does “pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por” Mean?? A Pathan Giving You His Number “55 44 54 54″…..
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    Jutt hovy te bewakoof na hovy goli mar deo. Butt hovy te sohna na hovy goli mar dyo. Sheikh hovy te kanjoos na hovy goli mar dyo. Malik hovy te gappi na hovy goli mar dyo. Shah hovy te fradiya na hovy goli mar yo Bhatti hovy te shokha na hovy goli mar dyo. Arain [...]
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    2 Brilliant MindS Pathan & Sardar Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha Sardar iSKa To Moo He Band Hy Pathan Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy.
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    Patan baap ki death par ro raha ta Uski behen ka phone aa gia phone sun ker or b rone laga Logo ne pucha kia huwa. Patan: meri behan k abu ka b intiqal ho gia.
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    Pathan England me club pe chala gaya, wahan ja k khub nach dance krny k bad bola, . . . . . . . O yara koi hm ko ye to btaye k shadi kis ke hy?
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    2 pathan masjid me namaz parhne gae 1st pathan: chalo shukr ha jamat k sath namaz par li 2nd Pathan: Han agr wozo k chakr me parte to jamat nikal jati.
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    Pathan ne cal milai to awaz ayi: is cal k liye apka balance na kafi hai. pathan: koi bat nahi meri jan. tumse bat ho jati hai bass itna hi kafi hai.
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    Exam me Sawal aya k “CHALLNGE” kisy khty hy? pathan Ny pura paper khali chor k Last Page pr lkha”APNy BAP Ki AULAD Hy TO PASS KAR K DiKHA, its chellenge
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    PATHAN to NARGIS: Hm Tm se shadi kryga Nargis: Muje aisa banda chahiye jis ka 12 inch ka ho PATHAN:koi msla nhi hum 3 inch chota krwa le ga:
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    Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. Pathan: . . . . . . . Ya khudaya. . Ye machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hay
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    pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha Dr:tu ab kiya hua? Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon?
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    4 Pathan janaze ko tezi se le k qabron k uper se guzar rahe thayAdmi: Oye sharam karo! Neeche qabrein hain. Pathan: To opar kon sa hm ne VCR othaya hoya aye?
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    Pthan: proposed a girl, Girl:Lekin may tum se umar may 1 saal bari hun. Pathan:Baji fikar kyun karti ho”Ham tum se agle saal shaadi karega.”!!
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    Pathan ko koi mob pe tung karta tha. Pathan ne new SIM khareed kar usay msg kia, Mene woh sim band kar dia hai. Ab tera baap bhi mujhe tung nai kar saktha
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    Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya: “Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..? Msg ker k batao…!!” Pathan ne SMS me likha: “Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”
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    pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay? Ricksha wala: 50 Pathan: 20 lelo Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
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    PATHANO ne EID k baad 5 waqt ki namaz b Saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kiya hai Naye timings ye hon ge: Fajr: Subha 8 baje Zohr: spehr 4 baje Asr: Raat 8.30 baje Maghrib: Raat 10 baje (Suraj gharoob hona shart nai) NOTE: Saudia mein agr barish ho to PESHAWAR me CHHATRI sath [...]
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    Pathan ne makhi k dono par kat diye aur kaha “UR ja” wo na uri to pathan ne kaha: Tajarbay se sabit hua k Agr makhi k dono pr Kat diye jain to wo Sun nai skti
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    1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha: Khan sahab ap q udas hai? Pathan: aj hum ko N.W.F.P ka Mutlab pata chal gaya Admi: wo kiya?? Udas Pathan “NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN”
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    1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD k liy Dua mangta raha 1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola “khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
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    1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha , PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara , logo ne pucha to bola, Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!
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    Sardar and pathan ja rahy thay un ko 1000Rs. ka note mila, Pathan: Chalo fifty fifty kr laity hain. Sardar: Bqaya 900 da ki karan gy….? From: Qamar Saghir
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    Pathan- Yaha pr sb travel agency fazool hn Major Rohail- Kyu khab sahb? Pathan- Sb agencyan sirf HAJJ krva rhe hn Pr Hm ne HAJJ E AKBR krna hy From: Asma Zafar
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    Eid-ul-Fitar ki namaz k waqat Major Rohail- Khan sab fitrana aada nhi krna? . . . Pathan- Oy! Khocha, hum ne to fitrana Ur zakat 14 August pr he Dedya tha From: Asma Zafar
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    Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa.. DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.?? Pathanhir hum 14 August kese manaty!!
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    Major Rohail ne ek pathan officer Ko Army se nekal dya Kyu? Pathan officer zid kr rha tha k 14 August pr Atom Bomb wala patakha chalana hai From: Asma Zafar
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    Pahtan- Aaj mera roza toot gya . Major Rohail- Who kese? . Pathan- Hum ne aaj ghalti se Purane time k Hesab se roza Iftar kr lya FROM: Asma zafar
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    Teacher Pathan se: Btao Pine Apple aur coconut k Tree Me kiya Similarity hai ? Pathan (kaafi Dair sochne k Baad) Dono Pe Amrood nai lagtay !!
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    2 Pathan bike per ja rahay the Police walay ne rok ker kaha: pata nai hai ke Double swari per pabandi hai Pathan: pata hai isi liye to isko wapis chornay ja raha hon
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    PATHAN: Aj meri Juma ki NAMAZ nikl gai Friend: wo kase? PATHAN: IMAM sahab bole Apny MObile of ker dain , Mera mobile Ghar tha jab ker ke aya to JIMAAT nikal gai
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    Once a Pathan was asked “Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?” Khan Sahb replied : “LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.
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    A pathan recieved a message from his girl Friend. “I MISS YOU” . . . . . soch soch ker pathan ne reply kia, . . . . . ” I MR YOU “
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    PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara. JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.” PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla . No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log. No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do









 

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