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    Marasi Karely leny gia Shopkeepr sabzi ko pani lga rha tha Marasi kafi dair intezar krta raha or Ghusay sy bola: Jy inhan nu Hosh aa gai ay te 1 kilo tol dy..
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    kehty hn k Khobsurt Chezen Dekhne Se Insan Khud B Khobsurt Ho Jata Ha Mujhe to boht fikar lagi ha k Pata nhi Aap k Pas Meri Tasvir ha b k nhi…..
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    Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe apni ring de do main ring ko dekh k tumhay yaad karu gi Sheikh: Tum ye soch k muje yaad kr lena k mene ring mangi thi usne nahi di.;-
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    Ek dost apny friend say: Yar suna hai tum apni bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.? Dost: To kiya hua, Wo bhi to mere sath rotiyan pakati hy.
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    TEACHER:Kal schol q nai aye tm STuDeT:Mujeh bird flu ho gya tha TCHR:ye to parindo ki bimari hy? STDNT:ap ne mujhy insan chora hi kb hai roz murga bna deti hAin
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    Tum ne dekha hai kbi Chand pr behta Pani..?? Mene dekha hai Ye Manzer apna moun dhote hue.:-) 0ooh ) ( MY God:-) / /
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    Boy! Apne ghar walo ko chordia tere lye,sb se rishta toor dia tere lye, tune aj tk kia hi kya mere lye. . Larki! Munni budnam hoe darling tere lye.
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    A Professor ExplAined Marketing Terms To MBA Students! 1) You See A Gorgeous Girl At A Party You Go Up To Her & Say I Am Very Rich Marry Me “That’s Direct Marketing” 2) You Are At A Party With A Bunch Of Friends & See A Cute Girl One Of Your Friend Goes Up [...]
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    Woh Kya Cheez Hai Jo Biwi Apne Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi lenay Deti.? ? ? Gess kary ? ? ? ? nahi pata OK . Woh hai . Sukh da saaa ,,
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    1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha. 1 admi bola: Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho. Charsi: Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.
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    1 Hathi ne Romntic mod m 1 Chunti ko chera Chunti ghusy me Hathi ki bv k pas ja k boli Apny AWARA SHOHAR ko smjha lo Warna MARD hamary ghar me b hein.” ;-p ;-D
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    1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega. Sb wahin bethe rahe 3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae. Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. [...]
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    Teacher ny student sy Question pocha k . . . . . . . Q: Shadi k card pr J S M F likha hota ha is k kia mtlab ha . . . . . . Student ny kuch dair bd socg kr bola . . . . . . . Jutoo sy murumat [...]
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    Love related quotes. love isn’t seen by eyes,it’s seen by heart. (shakespeare) The one who gets in love again and again,he doesn’t know how to get in love truly. (juli snake) 3.love is that game in which you become witless. (juli samurai) 4.Eddar mar tera ishq kaddaan (Ammi)
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    Baap ne betay se kaha : ‘dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he….’ Beta : ‘aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.
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    Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao. Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)
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    1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta he. Me aapko kesa lagta hon. Miss so sweet, Bacha: To phr me apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kb bhejon. Miss: wo q. Bacha:Take wo hamari baat aage chalaeen, Miss:ye kya bkwaas hai. Bacha: . . . . . Tution parhane k liye.miss ap b [...]
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    Funny But True 1 Fauji dosre se: Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi… 2nd Fauji:Haan, Mizail computer se control hote hain naa.. 1st:Phir to hum jung haar jaen ge,2nd:Woh kese.? 1st:Agar mizael chorrne se pehle light chali gai to.
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    1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha, usne mujse shadi nahi ki 2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai 1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr 1st.Usne abu se krli.
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    NAME:Shbana Maasi PASSI0N:Jhaaro Pocha SPECIALIST:Gattar or Pipe line kholna Date of Birth:16/03/74 WEIGHT:95 Kgs HEIGHT: 4’5″ COLORark chocolate black BIRTH PLACE:Bhains C0l0ny DREAM:Shaadi karoongi to sirf sms pharny waly se ……Oye huy……….
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    Pehle hath pePhr hont pePhr Ankh pePhr Gaal pe Or Phir Gardan pe???? KISS. Qadar Tang krte hain macchhar aaj kal…! HappY MachR SeazN
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    SHETAN” ne poocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do Apun usko tang krega! ¥ me ne APka number diya to SHETAN bolaabay marwaye ga kyaye to BOSS ka number ha .
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    A SHEiKH on his death time My wifewhere r u? Yes,I m here My sons,my daughters r u all here? Yes, PaPa Tey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .
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    Fakeer:ary baba kuch de do bht bhoka hn Sheikh:100 rupey dikhte hoe bola 50 rupey hen tmre pas Faker khush ho kr G hen Sheikh:ty salya Pehle o ty kharch karlay
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    A SHEiKH on his death timeMy wifewhere r u? Yes,I m hereMy sons,my daughters r u all here? Yes, PaPaTey fer naal dey kamray da pakha Q chalda pya a. .
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    Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah. Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah. Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe. Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)
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    1 SHEIKH Hajj per Gaya aur zor zor sy DUA Mangny laga. ”YA ALLAH Mery SARY GUNAH MAAF Kar dy WarnaMera 2 Lakh WAPAS Kar dy.”… :
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    Latest NewsKarachi, university road par 5 afrad ko na maloom moter cycle sawaron ne………… salam kiya, 3 ne jawab diya 2 k mou mai pan tha ,
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    Jab usne humse taluq torha hum bhi ye usko keh aye Faraz. . . ……. Bin Batori Naasaan chorri Addi Mithi Addi korrhi….
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    :”:12:00 am Per “Father Day” Shoro Ho Jayga._._._……. Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Karna Hai Ker le,, Bad Me Na kehna K”ABU” Naraz Ho Gaye.
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    Ghareeb Bacha: Express Kitne Baje jani He? TT:9 Bajay bacha:Local? TT:1 Bajaybacha:Maal Gaddi? TT:12 Bajay TT:Jana kahan hai? Bacha.patri pe tatti karni hai.
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    Dunyia mein 2 trhan k log hain 1 haseen aur 2sry zaheen… Haseenwoh jis ka msg AAP parh rhe hain, Aur Zaheen woh jis ne yeh msg AAP ko send kia hai…
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    Beth Kar Tanha Yehi Sochta Hun ” WasSI”……. khatam Ho Gaya sal Par :Bchi koi Na PhasSi… Submit By: hadi
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    Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.
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    Ahmed faraz k baad Ab Benazeer Assman se likthi hain, A for Apple B for banana…!! Bilawal k Abu zara jaldy uper ana ….. !! (Sab Kaho Aameen)
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    Choza,sherni se: Drling I LOVE U Sherni:Abay single pasli,tu nay apni jan,body,height dekhi hai? Choza:Sab choro JAN-E-MAN,sir Confidence dekho
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    techer dunya ki phly insan ki nationality kya thi pappu pakistani wo kaise? pappu us k pass ghar bhi nahi tha aata bhi nahi bijli bhi nahi phir bhi wo zinda tha.
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    K.E.S.C.MAN. Bijli Bnd krny ki Niyat:- Niyat Krtà Hön Me 2 Ghanté Light Band Karné Ki Wasté Hukömàt K Zülm Ghrèéb Awàm Pr Hath Merà Switch Ki Tärf “YE jay ho”
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    Golden Lines: Kisi ki Shakal dekh ker uska mazaak mat uraoo.. Ho saktha hai k usne tumse zayda bachiyan phansai hon…!!!
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    Aik bar ganjay k sar par 8-10 baal ug aye Ganja naai k pass gaya, Naai Gusse se bola Inhein ginon ya katon? Ganja sharmate hue bola….. . . . Colour ker do
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    Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue dekh lia Bap beti se: Tumne Khandan ki izzat pr Daag laga dia beti Muskurate hue daag to chla jayega ye waqt phr nai aye ga Funny urdu sms
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    Larkay wale: Aap ki beti kuch karti hai? Larki ki amma… Haan jii MASHAALLAH Rozana 3 rupee mai 500 sms krti hai.
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    Aik Dr, Sheikh k pechy bhag raha tha logun ny pocha kia hoa. Dr ye Kanjoos 3 bar Brain k operation k liy aya ha N tind kra k bhag jata hai=
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    Breaking Newz Tariq Road aur Saddar per 1 car dekhi gayi hai jis me mein dhamaka khaiz . . . . Bachiyan hain. HAnso mat . . DHONDO….!! Kamino
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    Freinds “BALLONS” ki tarha hotay hain Ek dafa hath se choot jayen to wapis nai atey!! Is Liy main sochta hoon k “Apki hawa nikal k apne pas rukh lon”
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    Jo dete hain Larkiyon ko tohfey, Wo uthate hain unki shaadi k sofay jo jatey hai un k peche wo ate hain un ki car k neche jo kehte hain un ko janu wo bun jate hai un k bachon k mamu So dont Trust the GIRLS.. A Public Service msg from Tahrik.E.Tahfoze Nojawan Pakistan
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    Jab log marte hai to un ki qabron per likha jata hai akhri araam gha. Aur jab ZARDARI mare ga to is ki qabar per likha jaey ga AAKHRI HARAMDHA
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    1 larka apni door ki Aunty k ghar gaya. Usay kafi dair ho gye , Aunty ne kaha beta aaj tum GUDDU k pass so jao Larka bola rehne dain me bahir sofay par hi SO jata hun. Subah 1 khoobsurat larki chai lekar aai to larke ne pucha ap kon? Larki: Main GUDDU aap [...]
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    Reporter ny aik Zakhmi sy pocha jb bomb gira. kiya wo phat gaya tha? Zakhmi (Ghussey se): Nai wo reeng ker mere qareeb aaya aur pyar se bola “THAAA”
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    pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay? Ricksha wala: 50 Pathan: 20 lelo Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega
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    1 Sardar ji ik Sheikh ki Baaraat mei gye wahan bar bar Paani Pesh kiya ja raha tha Tang aa ker Sardar bola: Galey wich paani phans gya hai Ik boti tey deo
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    Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. Un Dono mai kis k sath Shadi hogi?? Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? Peer: pehle se Shadi hogi aur doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga.
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    Police wala apne SON se. School se apka result acha nai aya is liy tmhara kal se Khel & T.V band. Son. Ye lo 50 ka note or mamla yehi rafa dafa kro
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    3 charsi motorcycle per ja rahe the Darmyan wle ko AWAZ sunai di ““““ thaaaaaa ““““` Usne apne aagy wale se pocha “Goli tenu vajji a?” usne kaha ‘nai’. usne apne peechy wale se pocha “te fer Goli tenu vajji a?” wo b bola ‘nai’ Wo Khud neechy gir gya: “Le fer Menu e vajji [...]
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    Aik Dulha shadi ki Pehli raat, apni BIWI ke ghonghat utha k baray piyar se poochta hai, kiya naam hai hamary ‘ hazoor ‘ ka? Biwi: Hazart Muhammad (S.A.W.W) Dulha: kiy faramya hazoor ne? Biwi: yehi Namaz parho Roza rakho or Zakaat do. Dulha pareshan ho kr bahir gya or bola SB ANDAR Aa jayen [...]
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    1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD k liy Dua mangta raha 1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola “khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
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    A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha
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    Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hasband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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    Major Rohail- Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai Waiter- Hukam kre sir Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy Baki ko bahar nekal du ga
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    Major Rohail ka inteqal ho gya. Uska dost uske B.V k pas aya aur bola: Kya mei us ke jga le skta hun? . B.V:Mujhe tu koe etraaz nhe . . . Qabristan walo se pooch lo !!
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    Sumtimes i feel wat i earned in life…? Money? Naa! Name? Naa! But i earned the most precious thing… “FRIENDS” Ek dum, “ANOKHAY tay NAMOONAY”
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    Uqaabi josh Jab bedaar hota hai in nojawano mein . . . . Le ker LUX ki Tikki ghuss jaate hai Ghusal khano mein.
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    1 sheikh Haj per gaya zor zor se Dua manhne laga. “Ya ALLAH Mere SARE GUNAH MAAF KERDAY” Warna Mera 2 LakHH Wapis ker de.
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    Bivi: ap ny pichly saal Eid per meri Ammi ko LOHY ka Bed banwa k diya tha , Is dafa kiya Irada hai ? Shohar: Is saal us men CURRENT chornay ka Irada hai @ @
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    Teacher: Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh ker lane ka kaha tha Student: Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye hahahaha
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    Boy: agar me mar gaya to kiya tm dosri shadi kerogi? Girl: nai me apni BEHAN k 7 reh longi Girl: agar me mar gayi to? Boy: Me b tumari BEHAN ke sath rahlonga
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    Doctor apna pehla operation Mukamal kerne ke baad operation theater se bahir aya Aur ooper daikhte hoe bola: . . . . ” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”
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    When Rain at night in ENGLAND People say: “what a pleasant wheather” When Rain at night in pakistan : AWAZ aati hai : “uthho begherto manjiyaan andar kero When Rain at night in ENGLAND People say: “what a pleasant wheather” When Rain at night in pakistan : AWAZ aati hai : “uthho begherto manjiyaan andar kero
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    A girl was thirsty. She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her She touched & ordered jin k meri pyas bhujao JIN: “PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali”?
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    Biology Ki Miss: Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart? All Grlz Shouted Loudly: “MUSHTAQ” K PaaSs! Teachr Smiles & Says: Mera B..
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    Light off honay par London: Oh no..! Washington : What is this.? Karachi: phir chali gai.. Fasialabad : oo gai aa.. Lahore : Fair pen nuss gai j wapda di..
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    Kabhi kehta tha dost mera ke “Jaan bi maango to hazir hay ” Aaj apni Biwi ko jan ketha hay Aur maangta ho tu galiyann deta hai …! Matlabi saala……








 

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