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    Faqeer: ALLAh k nam par ek rupiya do Dokandar: Baba kal ana , Faqeer: Es kal kal ke chakar me Es Market me mere Lakhon rupay phanse howe hain :8
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    BOY: chalo kisi sunsan jaga par ghomney chalen !!! Girl . Tum asey wesey harket to nahen karogay? Boy . Nahi Girl. Phir rahnedo kiya faida !
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    Once a Pathan was asked “Khan G appka Favourate Song Kon sa HAi?” Khan Sahb replied : “LARKI KYON , NA JANE KYON LARKON SI NAHI HOTI”.
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    DAD: if you paas in the Exam , I will give u 1 cycle SON: If I fail? DAD: I will give u 10 cycles. SON: why? DAD: puttar , Fir Tu dukaan hi kholni ae!
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    PATHAN ko chiragh mila . chirag ragara. JIN ne kaha “3 wishes bato.” PATHAN: No 1 . Eik bara bangla . No 2 us main Khob dolat mand log. No 3 Humko is main chokidar lagwa do
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    Muslim lady: asalamo alikum! MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi HINDU LADY: Namasty! MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi CHRISTIAN LADY: Hi darling! MOLVI: ye mere sath jaye gi
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    UK:-Hi dear USA:-good morning CHINA:-mehow JAPAN:-shanhow ITALY:-manichi FRANCE:-sanchay IN PAKISTAN:- Uth Khanjara 9 waj gaye ne
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    Science ke jadeed Tehqeeq ke Mutabiq NASWAAR Se Eye Sight TAIZ Hoti Hai ? ? ? ? SABOOT Peshwar Mein Chand 1Din pehle Nazar a JATA HAI
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    Chemsitry ke class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha-what is Nitrate? Ladkhi sharmakr boli:- Sir , Night rate is 1500/-& Hotel charges alag se…
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    Pathan Apni Bv Se Naraaz Hogya Or Apni BV Or Khud Ko Maarny Ka Faisla Kia! Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola: ‘Khush Mat Ho, Agla Number Tera hai
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    Wapda light controler: “Niyat krta hun ma 2 ghante light le jane ki Wasty apni hakomat k Zulum gareb awam per Hath mera switch ki taraf Lay fir O gai …”
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    Qus. Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya auratein? Ans.Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Me, Umar Sharif, Nawaz Sharif, Shehbaz Sharif, Hamza shari
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    Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega? ? ? ? ? ? 1 Nazar se bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
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    Child 2 dentist doctor..!!! Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ?? Dr: nahi Child: ager main nikal k dikhao Dr: nikaloo Child: he he he he he he
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    Agar aap me or gadhe me english speaking ka muqabla ho jaye to kon jitega? ? ? ? Jeete jo marzi par ab ye baat to tay hai k muqabla mumkin hay
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    1st man : yar ye “aaho” kon log bolty hyn??? 2nd man : bhai ye hi jo paindo log hoty hyn wo bolty hyn !!! 1st man: acha aap parhy likhy hyn ??? 2nd man : aaho …
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    pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana. tum q nahi aye. 2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi 1st pathan: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana
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