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    Girl: (Doctor se) Meri skin bohat soft, mulaayam, or sensitive hay or rang bhi bohat gorra hy, sonay say pehlay kya laga k soya karon? Doctor: “KUNDI”
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    Kabi Kabi choti choti chezain b takleef dati hy Agar meri bat pr yaqeen nahi to sooei pr beth k dakho \(,”) ((>
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    Kya aapki girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai..? Sulagta Jism Nashili Aankhen Kapkapate Honth Thartharata Badan Agar hai To usko DENGI VIRUS hai. TAKE CARE.
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    Teacher: active pasive me diff btao Studnt: active> tere mast mast 2 ne’en mere dil ka le gai chain Passve> mere dil ka le gai chain tere mast mast 2 ne’en.
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    A Father was watching Fashi0n TV, suddenly his younger Son came . , . . & Father diplomatically said: ‘ Ghareeb larkiyan hen,kapre lene k lye b paise nhi’ Son: ‘ Is se b ghareb dekhni hai to CD hai mere pas’
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    :1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr Ghusy me School ja raha tha. Raste me kisi ne Pocha Beta Parhty ho? Bacha: Nai, uniform main teri maa ka Mujra dkhnay ja raha hoon…:-@
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    Master: kanjos kon hota hai? Student: Hum jitny Bhi SMS karen Lekin us ka Rply jo na kare Woh. Master: Uski ek Example Do. Student: Aap ki Beti sir
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    KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain B bohat takleef deti hain YAQEEN NA AYE TO.. . . . . . Sui pe beth kar dekhna:
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    Ak admi bchay sy. . . . . . . . . “kia tum rat ko dua parh kr soo ty ho???? Bcha: Nahe, mgr meri ma dua parh k sote ha…. Admi:wo kia prte ha???” Bcha:”Ya Allah tera shukar ha k muna soo gaya. . .
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    Teacher…wo kon c cheez hay Jo wazandaar hoti hay par us kaa apna wazan nahi hota. Student… Mam.,.,.,your Braziar
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    Larkon ko Larkiyon k baray baray pasand hotay hain Larkiyan jab chalti hain to unkay hiltay howay bohat piyaray lagtay hain Kya? Socho Nahi pata? Un k piyaray piyaray Barey barey . . . . . . . . . ‘BOOBS’ or “HIPS” . . . . . Tu baal samajh raha tha na ? [...]
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    Akele Ap ko Ap k elawa kisi ko b nai Bus Ap hi ko Ap Ko Sirf ApKo Realy Ap Ko Bs ApKo Of Course Ap Ko Han GApKoBs G BsApKoSirf Or SirfApKo GG G ApKoHiTang Krnay main maza aata hai..;
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    (SUNEHRI BAAT)”Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K, “Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”
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    Agar koi larki pareshan hai ya udass hai to ye taveez usko send karo khush ho jaye gi, Aazmana zaroor.
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    Lady teacher: Aasman se farishte aate hain Or apko chotay chotay Behan Bhai gift kerte hain. A kid 2 his felow:Kya khyal hai Miss ko “3 idiots” na dikha dain
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    (SUNEHRI BAAT) “Agar Kabhi Tum Kisi Se Rooth Kr Duur Jana Chaho Tou Itni Duur Na Jana”… K, “Wapsi Ka Kiraya mang k ana pare”
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    Samandar mein “Gehrai” ki tarah. Piyar mein “Judai” ki tarah. Khuda kare aap ki Girlfriend aap ko rakhe. Bilkul apne chotay bhai ki tarahBolo Ameen:-)
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    NAME:sakeena PROFSI0N:Jhaaru Poncha SPECIALIST:Gutter or Pipe Line kholna Date of Birth:16/03/75 WEIGHT:164 Kgs HIEGHT:3’5″ COLORark Chocolate DREAM: Shadi krungi to sirf msg prhne waly se… Oay hoy muskurahat to dekh
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    Bachpan me jb me Ksi parosi k ghr jati To dupata lena Kbi Na bhulti ALBATTA Kbi kbi Wpsi pr Shlwar Pehenna Bhool Jati thi William NargisKitab: NADAN NARGIS
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    LUX walon ne mjh se 5 cror ka sawal pocha “Pakistan may aisa kon ha jo 1 saal m 1 bar nahata hai? yaqeen karo 5 crore pe laat mar di mgr tmara naam nahi btaya.
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    Muje aap se ye umeed nai thi, aap ne ye kehty waqt kuch to socha hota Aakhir aap ko hoa kiya tha aap k zehan Me ye baat ayi kesy thi? aap ko zarurat kiya thi k aap Mere bare me logon ko ye btao k ?????? I m so sweet.I am so cute.I am [...]
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    Nargis 1 bar sabzi lenay gayi Nargis ne 1 bohot lambi moli dekhi or pocha bhai ye kiya hai ?? Shop Keeper: Ye Hamaray liye Moli hai or aap k liy mamoli hai.
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    GUD NEWS!!! India ki Innings Baqi reh gaii hain PAkistan or India ke match me. Abhi Abhi news aai hai PESHAWAR mai ye match khatam ho chuka hai aur pakistan JEET gya hai Paraishan na hon darasal wo Saudi Arab walon ke sath Daikh rahe they
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    Mubarkan oh g Mubarkan!!!! Balle Balle Haye Shaawa Tak Taka Tak Duzzzz… Duzzzzzzzzzz.. Hala lala kyun k… Yusi Azad hone wale ho 2 ya 3 din baad
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    Breaking News: Girlz Hostel me Kal aag lag gayu. Raat gaye Fire Bridge Ke Amlay ne aag per qaboo palia. Par Amlay par qaboo abi tak nai paya jasaka…..









 

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