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    1 Pathan 3 saal sy ALLAH se Ro Ro k OLAD k liy Dua mangta raha 1 din pathan k pas frshta aya aur bola “khan Tuh Khuda ka wasta hy pehly SHADI to kr ly…..!!”
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    Wo Shetan jo Ramzan me band nai hoye unki 4 Nishanian 1.Hath me Mobile ho ga 2.Angutha Buton pr hoga 3.Msg Perh kr Hansy ga 4.Pir Sochega k kisko Forward kero
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    M U H A B B A T I S HQ OR P I Y A R YE 3 cheezen hr tufaan ka muqabla ke sakti hain Magar 1 cheez in sb ko khatam ker skti hai aur wo hai AMMA KE CHAPPAL
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    Aaj “Tom” & Jerry ki barsi hai… un ke yaad me plz. Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 CARTOON ko zaroor send kerein… Me ne Apna Farz Pura ker diy
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    Dhoti k 4 Anmol faiday: 1. Sardi ho tu uper orh lo, 2. Garmi ho tu neechey bicha lo 3.Nokri kerni ho to peechey se Utha lo, 4.na kerni ho to agey se utha lo.
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    A young boy Died, his mother Cried abi mere BACHE ne dikha hi kiy tha , Paros ke larki kaan me boli, Don’t Worry Aunty!! Me ne sab kuch Dikha Diya Tha
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    Jis Ghar mein KUTTA hota hai wahan FARISHTAY nai aate. Ye MULK hamra ghar hai… baqi ap samajhdar hain.. Sakhti bhot hai warna tafseel se batay ;)
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    Anti Misba- Beta choori krna buri baat hy Choori ka phal hamesha karva Hota hy Bubbli- Lekin ami jan mera AMROOD To metha tha From: Asma Zafar
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    Major Rohail- Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta Tumare hotel me bohat saari Makheyan hai Waiter- Hukam kre sir Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy Baki ko bahar nekal du ga From: Asma Zafar
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    Biology Ki Miss: Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart? All Grlz Shouted Loudly: “MUSHTAQ” K PaaSs! Teachr Smiles & Says: Mera B.. 1 ajnabi
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    Aftr Suhagrat Major Rohail: Tumhe raat ko zyada dard ya takleef To nhi hoi? . Anti Misba: Nhi bht mza aya,dard to tab hota tha Jb main school me thi
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    Bubbli: Maa aj me ne ek larke ko Bewakoof bnaya Anti Misba: Wo Kese? Bubbli: Main ne us ka 500 ka note Apni sandal me chupa lya Ur wo 2 ghante meri brazier mei Dhoondta rha
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    Jiju ur Bubbli Jiju: Main tumhare lye CHRIYAN lya hu . Bubbli: App khud he pehna dein . Jiju: Tumhari baji ne tumhare lye New BRAZIER b bheja hai FROM: Asma Zafar
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    Uqaabi josh Jab bedaar hota hai in nojawano mein . . . . Le ker LUX ki Tikki ghuss jaate hai Ghusal khano mein.
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    A criminal broke into bed room , tied up Husband & Wife Kissed wife’s ear & went 2 Bathroom. Husband told Wife “Satisfy him or he will Kill Us, Be strong I LOVE YOU.” Wife said: He didn’t kiss me , he whispered in my EAR that he’s GAY , need vasline and i told [...]
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    After Election Ex PM of India ManMohan Said: “Ye to Sonia g ka Hath hai werna is Umar (Age) mein Mera Khara Hona Mushkil Tha”
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    Raton ko uth ker khayalon se ho ker yadon me kho ker Tumhe kya khabar hy Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon, Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker ANSON baha ker Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki [...]
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    Biology Ki Miss: Grlz Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart? All Grlz Shouted Loudly: “MUSHTAQ” K PaaSs! Teachr Smiles & Says: Mera B..
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    Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon “faraz” jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.Uss Larki ki capacity per main heraan hoon “faraz” jo kehti hai DAWLANCE liya to baat bani.
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    Life ho to aisei: Monday ko dosti Tuesday ko pyaar wednesday ko shaadi thusday ko baraat friday ko fighting saturday ko talaaq sunday ko rest monday ko next. Sunbitted by: Waseem Nisar Khan.
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    How does a cricket comentator explain a girl without clothes? No cover , No extra cover , silly points , 2 fine legs. A deep gali & some little grass on da pitch
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    I am Da best I can prove it!!!! I can put cofee in cofee cup Can you put world in worldcup????? Ha Ha Ha …. Ok 1 more.. I can send my No.on your mobile Can you send your mobile on my No.????? Hooo Hoooo.. Again … I can send my address on your mobile [...]
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    Life while doing m.b.b.s 1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college 2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me 3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi 4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over 5th yr: finaly it’ll b over House job: i did it Job : i love myself W8 a min ! Something is missing [...]
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    Do u know what is difference Between radio and akhbar? . . Simple . . Akhbaar me hum rotyaan bech sakte and radio mai nahin
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    1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k fAthEr kYa kRtAY ThAy? 2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy. 1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya? DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m 1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY? 1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY. 2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
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    Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata Dunga…
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    Sorry for late sms actually police arrested me for killing a girl.. i swear i didnt kill her..i just asked her will u marry me? aur woh khushi se marr gayi..
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    hansi ke liye ansu qurban, khushi ke liye gum qurban, dost ke liye jaan bhi qurban, agar dost ki girlfriend mill jaye to dost bhi qurban..
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    If your in “Love” Press down . . . . . . . . . . Thehar jaa.. Teri aami ko batati hoon..!! Baari payar ki aag lagi howi hai..!
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    3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant & panic is when both r pregnant Aik ameer larki ko shool main garib khandaan pe “ESSAY” likhne ko kaha gaya, Essay: Aik garib khandan tha,Baap garib,maa garib,bachay garib, Khandan main 4 naukar [...]
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    Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K , Kaise Asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein. Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola “Kia Khayal Hai Madam Ko Asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey”…










 

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