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    = Jo muje msg na kre ALLAH use ZARDARI jesi izat Obama jesi rungat Shekh Rasheed jesi jawani Nawaz Sharif jesa hair style or Chudry Shujat jsi awaz de…!
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    zardari hajj kernay gaya. jab woh shaitan ko pather marney laga tou awaz aai…. abbu! app sey yeah umeed nahi thi.
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    Tariq Mehmood Bajwa, MPA of PML(N) from Nanka Sahib 68, has made an amazing record by doing MA in 2002 BA in 2006 & Matriculation in 2007 Please forward ths msg to all ur friends as an attempt 2 make his name in Guinness Book of World Records… Likha parha PUNJAB.
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    Tum ayse na roya karo yaar Altaf Bhai.. Gham ke mahool mein bi puri qaum ki hansi nikal jati hai..
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    *Shiri Rehman Farmati hy Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko Wah Wah Zardari Hazir hy Jurm ki Saza Pane ko Lekin Koi Jutey se Na Mare Mere Diwane ko*
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    A man died & went to heaven. There he saw a large wall of clocks He asked an angel:Wht r these 4? Angel answered:These r lie clocksevery person has a lie clock. Every time when u lie on earththe clock moves. The man asked:Whose clock is dat? Angel said:!ts Muhamad Bin Qasim’s.It never m0ved showing [...]
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    Agr KUTTAY ko coat pent aur sindhi topi pehna de jae to usay kya kahenge? ….Z….Za…Zahir hay Kutta hi kahenge.. Lekin apka jawab b sahi hy:-)
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    It has been noted that certain people are spreading insulting msgs against our president and we are forwarding them not realising the damage being done to our country. Why dont we respect our president? Zara sochen wo bghairat ap ka sadar hai. Os kameeny ki b kuch izzat hai. Khabrdar jo ksi ne os kuttay [...]
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    OBAMA or [email protected] jahaz me ja rahe thay OBAMA bola: “agar me yahan 1 caror dollar giraon tu 1 cror log Mujh ko dua de gay” [email protected] bola: ” agar mein sirf sharafat se sadarat chor doTo 18 caror log mujhe dua degay Jahaz ka CaptainFARAZ bola: Agar me tm dono ko gira doto puri [...]
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    BilawaltoZardari: Dad,apki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya. Zardari:HahahahahaBETA! Daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega.
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    Amazing Fact Age of Presidents: Sikandar Mirza Died Age of 64 YrsAyub Khan At the Age of 64 YrsYahya Khan At the Age of 64 YrsFazal Elahi At the Age of 64 YrsZia ul Haq At the Age of 64 Yrs& Asif Zardari will be 64 in2010. Awam se appeal hai k Sbr se kam [...]
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    wo kon sa kutta hai jo insan ka khun chusta hay?? (HINT: Uska name “Z” se shuru hota hay) Ans Zantier S.AFrica me paya jata hai lekan apka jawab b thek hay
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    India ma ek Ajeeb-o-Ghareeeb SMS hai jo bolta b hy Chalta be hy Khata B hy Monchen b hen uski Pagri b pehnta hy S=Sardar M=ManMohan s=singh
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    Is sawal ka jawab do Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai..? Its challenge 4 u!









 

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